colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

Anonymous asked:
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS


meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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cooldragonboy4000:

LIKE GIRLS LITERALLY JUST CANT HAVE SEX ONCE WITJOUT BEING CALLED A WHORE OR A SLUT YET GUYS NEEEVVVVVERRRTR HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANYYYYYY NAME CALLING OR JUDGMENT WHEN THEY HAVE SEX like ok I am stating the obvious but I can’t believe how much that bothers me like. I HATE EVERYTHING…

The timing in which people enter your life is very important.
(via wolf-cub)

(Source: black--lamb)

One day this won’t hurt anymore.
But until then I’ll cry until the oceans are nothing compared to my tear ducts. (via thetalkingcigarette)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait