could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.
(58/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems)

Where exactly do you put your hands on somebody who hurts everywhere?
Charles D’Ambrosio, The Dead Fish Museum: Stories (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: splitterherzen)


i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Think you might be overestimating my character.

(Source: stevenatasha)